- Interactor: Mr. Brown, I understand you had a cyclone in your town.
- Mr. Brown /First Minstrel: Yes, sir, the wind blew so hard it blew a silver dollar into four quarters.
- Second Minstrel: That nothing. The wind blew so hard it blew a wart off a man's nose and broke a window two blocks away.
- Presenter of "The Mermaids": This young lady can stay under water longer than the bottom of a river.