- Title Card: THE PLACE - Society's outer crust - Where the Want-to-be's and the Would-be's shake hands with the Never-will-be's.
- Title Card: The reasonable half of the family. All she asks is to have her own way in everything.
- Title Card: The Society Pilot - Knows every member of the "Swell Set" - One or two of them know her.
- The Society Pilot: Our scheme is ruined unless we please the old dame. Bring Lord Algy if you have to kidnap him.
- Title Card: Evening - Twelve hours and a thousand yawns before the fox hunt. A wonderful and worthless gathering of 14-carat lounge lizards and re-painted wallflowers.
- Mrs. O'Brien, the Mother: His Lordship will favor us with some of his wonderful experiences of the chase - He is a marvelous chaser.