2025: Blood, White & Blue

A try simply because i wanted to, but they dont deliver comedy the way i like it. Its not that they try, some of the thoughts and ideas couldve easily become hot stuff and well worth trying but it drowns in its own verbal dysaspirative dialouges. Also humour , either black or elsewise, need the wink of an eye, they have to look or behave like they are doing some fun to win my heart, which they cant in this ultrahomemade comedy lullaby called 2025 blood, white and blue.

What really suicides this film at first glance is the playtime, 135 minutes!!!!! And if you shall consider watching be aware that its a primitive production, very A4 caracters, its made on a dime and so, and the cast is merely with few exeptions untrained wannabe amateurs. They gave me a few laughs, and that was when the acts were speeded up with a fun music lingering in the background. That is a forgotten method of filmaking these days, what would benny hill show, or the norwegian trio called KLM been without double speed acting , slap stick and pantomime. They were real funny back in the 60's and 70's and won millions of hearts out there for their pranks...

so that is my tip to the next project make a double or triple sped up movie, cause this cast may be extremely talented for that kinda special genre, then the grumpy old man will watch and laugh again.

The title is great.

Pity no one bothered to put any actual effort or thought into making a movie. I've seen Jr High school plays that had better writing, directing, sound, and acting.

Hell, just about anybody with an iPhone or a decent PC can make a better movie. Who did the writer/director/stutman/make-up tech have to (insert intimate personal act) to get this anything like this kind of publicity and distribution deal? Was he some mobster's idiot cousin who just wanted a SAG card?

Oh, and I didn't even get to whatever passes for political discussion/parody in this abomination because it failed the blank screen test within 15 minutes. Don't know what "The Blank Screen Test" is? It's when you ask yourself "Would I rather finish watching this, or just sit staring at a blank screen for the same amount of time?" If your answer is the latter, than the "entertainment" has failed.

Never use better films to promote your movie the whole

point of making a horror comedy is to be funny.

This not first film to be a mock buster look at Asylum films,

the whole point of a parody or mocking a block buster film is not make it serious,they could made a fictitious

president like countless other films why a former

President Trump I will give everyone a hint the film maker

doesn't like Trump,The Dead Don't Die suffers the same

fate many of us like our films to be entertaining and not

political the whole point of watching a movie is to escape

politics if I want serious subject.

I mean seriously, is this some sort of con or just really some bad satire? Let's put aside the obvious negative references to the actual 45th and focus on the film for what it is. The actors and actresses, if they can honestly be called that have little to zero ability which makes this film both sub par in the extreme and insulating to the viewer. The effects were a joke to the point that I started to feel as if they had bought all their equipment second hand from one of those strip mall Halloween places. The cinematography looked like it was all done with an iPhone camera, and not a current gen iPhone either but like an iPhone 7. A few times I was genuinely scared I was having a seizure by how erratic the filming was. It's a shame that fan made YT content can offer more then this sorry excuse for a film.

For no other reason was this made but to highlight certain opinions shared by many for the real 45th. It's messages like this, so blatantly portrayed in this film, that will keep people divided and angry and in the end do more harm then good. Congratulations guys on being part of the problem and for what? A few bucks, trash ratings, a spot on IMDB, and fanning the flames of division through inflammatory lies... Good job!

A moronic, simpleton plot made to discredit POTUS 45.

The real enemy of freedom and prosperity is 46 (forty sick) Such a thinly vailed, partisan story line as to insult the intelligence of a pithed frog.

The acting is wooden at best, and they were probably paid by all the pizza they could eat. Not one scintilla of intelligent dialog or scenes. After watching parts of this turkey, I needed to Purge. 2hours and 15 minutes of your life that you will never recover.

As I write, I struggle to find ANY positive thing in this movie. The only thing I can come with is that I finally shut it off for fear of losing my dinner.