Halloween (2018)

Jay: Halloween is the sequel to Halloween, but not the sequel to Halloween. Technically it's Halloween 2 but ignores the events of Halloween 2 and Halloween 2. It's the first Halloween film to bring back Jamie Lee Curtis, except for Halloween 2, Halloween 7 and Halloween 8. But finally the series has brought back John Carpenter in some capacity for the first time, except for Halloween 2 and Halloween 3. It's also the first Halloween film to ignore the previous films in the franchise's timeline, except for Halloween 3, Halloween 4 which ignores Halloween 3, Halloween 7, which ignores Halloween 3, Halloween 4, Halloween 5, and Halloween 6. But aside from all that, it's a totally fresh and new start for the Halloween franchise!

Mike: Only you could have written that.