Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club

Remember Lindsay Lohan from 1998's 'Parent Trap'? Yeah, me neither. The 40-something year old Lohan continues to pretend she's a teenager with a functioning logic center. This woman is not likeable, interesting, nor even a complete train wreck to gawk at. There's absolutely nothing appealing about her or the people she pays to hang around her. I don't know how she gets movie or television offers, but can we all come together and agree to never give her attention ever again.

I like a good reality show. This isn't one.

Lots of supposedly rich people wearing too little clothes drinking too much alcohol. The 'ambassadors' are whiney and not likeable. Don't waste your time unless you have a very wide masochistic streak in you.

I love myself some good "reality" tv, but this is seriously awful. Like honestly cringe-worthy.

Omg I know reality tv is cheesy but this is terrible. There seems to be no point and she always looks high and doesn't even seem to really know what's ever going on. I don't know who thought this show was a good idea but it wasn't.

She thinks she is some Oprah-esque person, but in reality she is a mess. She's awful to the people in the show, she has irrational rules (fires someone because their room wasn't clean???), and acts like some sort of incredible savior for not firing people that deserve it. And the show doesn't really have a defined structure. Definitely are some way better reality shows that your time would be much better spent watching.