The Last Inn

Seriously, aside from the absolutely horrible dialogue and wooden acting, the story and creepy visuals are actually pretty good.

Pretend it's stage play, and just enjoy it.

If you make it to the credits I think it's genuinely worth it with all the spelling errors. Was it made to be this horrible or was this just an accident? It was the best laugh I've had in awhile. Very predictable from the beginning and the acting is atrocious. The actors are very wooden and robotic with their speech and movements.

The story line was weird and the flashback of the two main characters falling in love was hysterical. It looked like a online dating commercial.

I want to give it more stars just because we found it so comical and laughed through the entire film, but I can't because I don't want deceive anyone.

Serioys...it's so bad it's a crime not seeing it. Won't say this or that or the other is bad because everything is so really bad. Go-ahead and watch it.

Well, given the storyline, acting and dialogue that took place in this 2021 horror movie, then no wonder this is the last inn. Let's just say that you are not in for a good old time when you sit down to watch this horror movie from writers Bill Jones and Catherine Lewis. In fact, you are in for 1 hour and 37 minutes of toe-curling narrative with acting performances as wooden as ventriloquist dummies, and dialogue to match.

But I am getting ahead of myself here. Let's stop and take a look at the storyline in "The Last Inn", or what was supposed to pass as the storyline. The events that took place in the movie was so generic and pointless, not to mention predictable, that there virtually was no effort put into it. You could watch the first 15 minutes of the movie and the last 15 minutes and still get the same outcome as if watched the entire ordeal. And an ordeal it was, trust me.

Then there was the acting, or what passed as acting here. This was just simply beyond my comprehension. Not even middle school theater shows have acting performances as wooden and rigid as what you see in "The Last Inn", nor delivery of dialogue so devoid of emotion or tone that you think it was a voice box.

"The Last Inn" is labeled as a horror movie. Yeah, well don't go about believing that you will be in for a classic tale of proper horror. I did that mistake, so learn from my suffering and don't go there. The only thing horror here was the total absence of proper story and acting.

Visually then "The Last Inn" was so-so. I mean, there wasn't exactly an abundance of special effects, and whatever special effects or CGI there was in the movie was mediocre at best, but at least it served its purpose.

Trust me when I say that you should stay well clear of director David Kuan's 2021 movie "The Last Inn". It just simply isn't worth the effort, money or time.

My rating of "The Last Inn" lands on a generous two out of ten stars, based on the fact that they seriously put in an effort here, and also because of semi-adequate production value.

Wow, this is bad, mega bad, I don't think I've ever seen a film like this before, so that's 1 star at least for the effort.

The problem for the viewer is that it's so awful, you keep trying to work out if they're serious or if it's a parody, along the lines of Police Squad or even Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

The element that makes it confusing is that they have great cameras, so it looks pretty good, everything else though is odd. My sense is that this was a serious attempt at a horror movie, or maybe even a comedy/ horror, but Director & Producer David Kuan, hasn't a single clue how to achieve that.

Every single scene & every word spoken is wrong or off, so to critique this properly would take all day, suffice it to say this should be on Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst, they'd love it!

I didn't make it all the way, but maybe after a few bottles of wine I might try.