The Ex Next Door

This is a Lifetime movie which pretty much explains the low rating, but at least it doesn't pretend to be anything it isn't - a genuine and unashamed presentation of pure crap, that even has a couple of half decent moments thrown in, which is why I gave it more than zero.

I laughed so hard my tits fell off which is a true story because I went to see my plastic guy for some new ones. IMDB is killing my impact statement saying I need to type more - won't make my tits grow back tho.

I'm rating this as a Lifetime or Hallmark thriller. Caught this on Prime and overall it's decent and worth a watch. All the leads are fit and attractive which made me give it an extra eye candy star. If you like Lifetime or Hallmark films, this one is definitely worth a look.

The story was slightly entertaining, as many Lifetime movies are; characters are clueless, as in many Lifetime movies. The acting could have been worse. My biggest problem with this flick is that the actors all look so similar, I had trouble telling them apart, especially in scenes shot in semi-darkness. Both women had brown hair, sometimes in pony tails, same age, similar body builds, same height; the men, too, looked similar to each other--the same age, same complexions, same builds. Couldn't they vary them a bit? That crockpot mixup was pretty funny but not so unusual, even in first-rate movies.

Typical Lifetime "thriller" with attractive actors...Alicia Z. is easily a natural beauty who has fallen. Not many men are really into women who want a body like a man.