Jurassic Galaxy

If not for the dude that looks like old Luke Skywalker, this one would have been in the pile with Gremlins 2, horrible. Where is Ted McGinley when you need him ?

I was wondering what the title implied... a movie with intelligent dinosaurs that invented space travel? Instead of that a bunch of stranded people on a planet with dino's and with such bad acting that I hated myself for even wasting time on this movie. All they could do was shouting at each other (yes, the atmosphere of the planet did that). I don't want to say how it ended, but it was stupid as well.... who can think of such a crap and has money enough to make it? This was not only a bad b-movie, if there was a worse categorie, it would fall beyond that.

I have purposefully watched many terrible movies on a crappy movie night. I have found some good movies I wouldn't have otherwise watched and worried about the loss of brain cells other movies have taken. This one has to be the most epic crappy movie I have ever seen.

These crashed crew members who apparently never met in their long voyage spaceship have crashed on a planet that is only populated by dinosaurs. One minute you see heinous computer graphics of mountains and forests but the survivors are traipsing about in dry desert brush. They make the environment seem like it's summer and hot yet it was clearly filmed in late fall when no leaves were left on the vegetation with the exception of carefully placed palms. So on a planet where no other life forms but dinosaurs apparently exist they walk on gravel roads and pass trees that have graffiti on them. They never even ask are there other humans here for these roads to exist. Dinosaurs attack some survivors and kill them but apparently humans aren't on the menu as all victims are left intact and uneaten.

Not only is the plot more holes than story, but these actors don't make believable astronauts or even crash survivors. The best part of the movie is Pal and it's just a small orb that is a jack of all trades. I guess in this movies' case, you get what you pay for. I feel like this was someone's dream and since no production companies would pick it up they decided to film it themselves.

Drug addicted security guard, washed up pilot, convict released during the crash.

Only thing that could have been better is if it was shot in darkness or at least with the camera lens on.

Laughed at all the graffiti, power lines in the background, the converse holding the boom mic, and the paved roads in the "look at that view" moment.

Come on, Hal is what you name the AI robot thing, could you not think of something more original than that... I normally love terrible B-movies but this was too serious for my liking, it needs the terrible acting where you feel nothing is taken seriously. I want to feel the badness in the film so I can laugh and just watch pure rubbish. Sadly I was disappointed! Maybe I'll watch zombeavers again cos that was great!