- Judi Ross: Oh my god. You're like a big retarded baby. My mom and her butt buddies are booty calling Baphoment, and we're gonna hide in here like scared little bitches because they can turn your liver into fire ants. If they find us, they're not gonna kill us- they're gonna do shit that you can't comprehend. And they're not going to stop until you're strapped naked to a barbed wire altar with a fifteen foot beast of Gehenna and his double pronged demon dong walking around your cooch chute like it's a revolving door of ground beef.
- Gypsy Neumieir: Are you by any chance, a virgin?
- Samantha 'Sam' Craft: That's a very personal question.
- Danica Ross: She's a virgin.
- Danica Ross: In five minutes, you are going to have your very first sexual encounter, lose your virginity, and give birth all at the same time, courtesy of the great Baphomet. Fear is appropriate.
- Samaziel: There are eleven princes in hell. And I'm WAY up here
- [reaches up]
- Samaziel: . And that stinky Bahomet is WAY down there
- [points down]
- Samaziel: . And worshipping him first is against the rules, and breaking the rules makes me poopy
- [crosses arms]
- Samaziel: .
- Samantha 'Sam' Craft: What did you do?
- Samaziel: Silly billies: they think they're so strong. There's always someone stronger.