Pinocchio: A True Story

The plot and dialogue is nonsensical. The constable and his goons shuffle around during the film looking for... something suspicious? Apparently? And the weird forced father-son dynamic between Pinocchio and Tibalt was bizarre. It looked like they spent their entire budget on making Bella's hair flow like she was underwater and a singular shot of a water fountain.

The timing, framing, reactions were all off, and the voice acting was jarring at worst and laughable at best. Feels like a giant money laundering scheme.

(Explained without and spoilers) This is one of those movies i can't rate because rating it 10/10 whould be unfair and rating it anything less whould just be dumb.

I watch this movie every day and will never stop loving it.

This movie has everything, it has Pauly Shore as pinocchio which is the perfect man for the role. Nobody should skip this movie i highly recommend watching it with my whole heart.

C- for CGI. Background is static, non-moving. Our central object/person has natural movement, but little detail. Story wise this Russian interpretation (amongst countless) borrowed several typical fairytale themes, e.g evil circus boss; beautiful acrobat love interest; talking horse with attitude as companion; a magic making witch. The 2020 Italian version by Garrone was much better.

Father, when I can leave to be on my oooowwn? I've got the whole to seee💅💅 Everyone needs to see this cinematic masterpiece. Citizen Kane has been dethroned. From the SKEEE DEE DEDA to the "I'm ALIVE! I'm a boy and I'm ALIVE!", this movie is fun for no ages. Wouldn't recommend for your worst enemy.

I was bored even my seven years brother sleep in the theater and he loves movies, i realy need my cash return... the horse save the show so i gave it 1/10.