Pinocchio: A True Story

C- for CGI. Background is static, non-moving. Our central object/person has natural movement, but little detail. Story wise this Russian interpretation (amongst countless) borrowed several typical fairytale themes, e.g evil circus boss; beautiful acrobat love interest; talking horse with attitude as companion; a magic making witch. The 2020 Italian version by Garrone was much better.

Whole movie is garbage. Voice acting is atrocious. Got a pretty little princess as Pinocchio... just god awful and a disgrace to the original movie. I don't know who even bothered to fund this movie as it is easily top 5 worst I've ever seen.

Worst. Movie. Ever Do not recommend it to anyone.

Not a creative story, even kids were either leaving in the middle of the movie or sleeping. No one was impresses.

Stop trying to pretend that kids are stupid, the infant public deserve better stories than old fashion rippoff fairy tail/comedy movies, the concept itself is already dead, you'd better spend those millions of dollars on projects that really deserve to be seen on theathers, hope you listen, cuz at this rate, your studio is gonna end like blue sky, extint.

The plot and dialogue is nonsensical. The constable and his goons shuffle around during the film looking for... something suspicious? Apparently? And the weird forced father-son dynamic between Pinocchio and Tibalt was bizarre. It looked like they spent their entire budget on making Bella's hair flow like she was underwater and a singular shot of a water fountain.

The timing, framing, reactions were all off, and the voice acting was jarring at worst and laughable at best. Feels like a giant money laundering scheme.