RoboWoman

The $40 spent on casting, special effects and talent reallllllly show here LOL. Within 10 seconds I knew this was beyond a waste of time. It wouldn't have held up as a 60's driv-in theatre flic. I don't imagine any of the "actord" would want this crud on thier CV .....

This must be the worst movie ever made on this planet and ever other one in the known and unknown universe.

The cover image should be considered as criminal deception.

Make up is done by a toddler, story and script were written by an illiterate human who has never seen a movie and the camera work was done by a blind deaf person. It was filmed on your grandfathers VHS camcorder using stuff they found in their garage for sets.

There is nothing useful to say about this piece of xxxx.

It will lower your IQ by just watching it. You will need therapy afterwards.

Destroy any copy you can find to help humanity.

John Waters made great movies. They were satirical, funny, and insightful. This movie is none of that. I suppose it was made to appeal to a certain niche community. Even then, it is a poor offering. I gave it one star. Seen on Tubi, the free streaming site; which unfortunately has stuff like this.

Ever wonder what it look like if your grandma escaped her nursing home, left her brain medication behind, and then got in involved with a sleazy film director? Well congratulations my friend, you now know the behind the scenes creation of robowoman. A movie shouldn't have a actor that is supposed to be playing a unstoppable and tough as nails cyborg , only to be worried during the whole movie that the character might fall and break a hip. But on top of that, I think the producers also had the main actor's friends from the nursing home also design and create all the costumes and practical effects.

Over 270 shots. More than 700 lines of dialogue. And something glaringly wrong with EVERY SINGLE ONE. What an achievement! A real-life 68-year-old former body model pretending to be a young action star. A real-life Homer Simpson pretending to be a sensei. A rubber glove pretending to be a robotic arm. You couldn't make this stuff up - but they did. And then filmed it in glorious VHS, with no mics (all the sound, including dialogue, is off the camera mic... like all the best home movies). Oh... and no lighting, either. Available light can work on a beach in daytime, but not so much in a park at night. Now that I think about it, that will be why halfway through the blackout the "director" decides to shine a flashlight on everyone. Martial arts learned from a radio show. Action sequences without action, or a legible sequence. And great lines like "You could take a self defence class" "No. I could." Or, "Yes, she was left, well, not only did she meet or exceed the expectations you set for her, yup." "She's fully functionable". Comedy gold. And the final fight scene? Words fail me. And the "actors" as well.