6-Headed Shark Attack

I found myself cheering for the shark as it was the best actor in the whole film and least annoying. This was painful to watch, but sadly, not the worst movie. If you enjoy horrible sci-fi movies, corny shark movies or The Asylum from films, I highly recommend it.

I knew it was going to be bad, but really. This is beyond ridiculous. The whole thing seems like something produced by a couple of ten year olds. The "monster" is ... not scary. The acting lame. Most of the actions taken by the characters are counter intuitive or downright stupid and most of them are killed in the most pointless way. The CGI is cheap. Two stars for the laugh.

The real prize in this one IS the six-headed shark, which is a fun CGI that's much better than its 5-headed predecessor, although disappointingly used at times. The movie, the 4th in a multi-headed shark horror series, is also a step-up from last year's "5-Headed Shark Attack". But even as far as bad movies go, the storyline built around the characters here was pretty scattered, and attempts to build the characters fell pretty flat, leaving the watcher to really root for the (apparently amphibious?) 6-headed monster. While some of the acting is expectedly bad, I do want to offer some credit to Megan Oberholzer and Thandi Sebe for holding up their respective characters very well, all things considered.

It's fun enough and worth a watch, but it really falls short of it's potential. I'd love to see the 6-headed shark again (as opposed to just adding another head) because the CGI for this fella was really fun, but I've already assumed he'll reappear with a scorpion-like sharkhead tail (7th head) for a 5th installment in the series. 4.5/10

So great I watched this six times. One for each head. Couldn't give it 6 stars though...

I thought that I was watching a nature documentary. I was told to write a paper for school on my favorite scientific discovery. I needed to have the coolest presentation in order to not be bullied for the rest of the year. I put so much time and effort into my presentation all to be laughed at and shoved in a locker for writing about a star fish shark. Thanks for humiliating me. You successfully made me the biggest loser and most bullied in class. Home school is the worst.