- Barry: [giving Robert a tour of the place for rent] This room is mine. You don't need to see it.
- [walking into the room]
- Barry: Goodbye for a moment.
- Robert Bleichner: [after Barry comes out of the room] Sorry... uhm... is there another bedroom?
- Barry: Here's the kitchen.
- Robert Bleichner: [looking at an aquarium with green water] By the way, I was wondering. I don't.. Is there a fish in here? I don't see any fish.
- Barry: Um... Oh. He was eaten by another fish.
- Robert Bleichner: And where is he?
- Barry: I don't know.
- Robert Bleichner: Okay.
- Wallace Shearer: No one in this room is an artist. Okay? I'm not an artist. You're not an artist. You're definitely not an artist. You don't just...
- [yelling]
- Wallace Shearer: Get to be an artist!
- Wallace Shearer: [to Robert] You failed.
- Miles: Yeah, but he failed with soul. That's the difference.
- Linda (Pharmacy Lady): What are you doing here?
- Robert Bleichner: I just... I'm checking out the pharmacy here. I'm a junior pharmacist in Princeton.
- Linda (Pharmacy Lady): Could you get me a Percocet?
- Robert Bleichner: Percocet?
- Linda (Pharmacy Lady): Please, just get me a Percocet. I'd do anything, literally.
- Robert Bleichner: I'm sorry. What do you mean? You need that right now?
- Linda (Pharmacy Lady): Well aren't you the pharmacist?
- Robert Bleichner: Yeah. I can't prescribe stuff like that. I'm still junior pharmacist.
- Linda (Pharmacy Lady): What on earth is a junior pharmacist?
- Robert Bleichner: I have no power at all. I have, like, no access to that medication. I can't prescribe it to anybody.
- Linda (Pharmacy Lady): So you say.
- Robert Bleichner: No, really. I'm like a, I don't know. I'm like a doorman or something.
- Linda (Pharmacy Lady): Doormen have lots of power. They have door power.
- Robert Bleichner: Don't you get your medication here?
- Linda (Pharmacy Lady): Get me a Percocet you schmuck!