The Last Sharknado: It's About Time

This installment should have been named the "Tara Reid Show".

The point of these movies was to be so bad that they were good. The first three succeeded and the fourth almost made it. The fifth was terrible so I hoped that they would learn from their mistakes with this one. I was wrong. Go watch something else beter. Maybe food fight?

While the first 5 sharknado films were sub-parr, this finely crafted masterpiece delivers all I would expect in a exquisite, high budget motion picture movie. The prestigious combination of laser eyes, time travel and flying shark marks this as the pinochle of human achievement today. As a proud patriot of the American dream, I would declare this the greatest cinematic experience since the Warburtons bread advert, nay, since sliced bread it's self

Praise be upon it

Yes it's a terrible film. Yes that's what it's supposed to be. And yes that's why it's so ridiculously good fun. Let's be fair it's not for everyone. But if your not one of them people. Why did you start watching a film called sharknado in the first place.

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