- Mark Bowman: It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing.
- Furby: Behold! The Twilight of Man!
- [holding Monchi who is dressed like a cop]
- Katie Mitchell: [as Monchi] I'm here to bust criminals and lick my own butt. And I'm all out of criminals.
- Katie Mitchell: My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took a while to figure myself out.
- Linda Mitchell: [appears through a bright light] I have made the metal ones pay for their crimes.
- Aaron Mitchell: [chuckles] Mom's scary now.
- Rick: Run!
- [the Mitchell family, and two Pal Max robots, starts running away from the World Largest Furby]
- Giant Furby: [translated from Furbish] So be it... Let the dark harvest begin!
- Rick Mitchell: [monotone] Beep bop boop. I am a robot.
- Eric: All due respect, that's an offensive stereotype.
- Giant Furby: [shrieking] I will avenge my fallen children!
- [Katie is watching video footage of Rick moving out of the log cabin he built himself]
- Linda Mitchell: [off-camera] Oh, honey, I know it's hard.
- [Rick moves from facing the cabin to playing with baby Katie]
- Rick Mitchell: No. This is easy.
- Aaron Mitchell: Hi, would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs? No? Okay, thank you.
- [crosses out a name in a phone book and dials the next one]
- Aaron Mitchell: Hi, would YOU like to talk to me about dinosaurs?
- [repeated line]
- Aaron Mitchell: Raptor bash?
- Katie Mitchell: Raptor bash.
- [they both fist-bump and hiss like raptors]
- Katie Mitchell: [approaching an abandoned mall] Oh my gosh - this is like 'Dawn of the Dead!'
- Rick Mitchell: [sarcastic] Yeah, and how'd that movie end?
- Linda Mitchell: That's my Katie! Are you eating enough? How's classes? Are you and Jade official and will you be bringing her home for Thanksgiving?
- Katie Mitchell: Easy, mom. It's only been a few weeks!
- Dirk: [walking by Katie's dorm room] Thanks again for saving the world, K-Bones!
- Katie Mitchell: [shoots fingerguns] No problem, Dirk.
- Rick Mitchell: After a long day at work, nice to see your faces. Bathed in ghoulish blue light. Wonderful. Okay, you know what? Brilliant idea. This is our last night together before Katie leaves so, let's savor this. How about we put our phones down, and we can make ten seconds of unobstructed family eye contact? Starting right-- Put your phone down. Now. See, this is good right here. This is natural. No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. Look at Monch right there. That's the spirit right there, huh?