Jurassic Thunder

Randomly bought in Tesco without thinking. Waste of a fiver. My husband enjoyed laughing at how Terrible it is hence 2 stars!

....but then again, did you expect an award winner here? Your better off staring at the sun rather than watching this. Your eyes will thank you.

I love bad movies, especially accidentally bad movies.

This is a deliberately bad movie. One of those ones where no one in the movie is even pretending to take it seriously. About 80% of every set is people deliberately badly standing in front of a green screen. Actors turn to look directly into the camera to pull faces. The cgi is deliberately as unrealistic as possible.

Its just bad. People are claiming it's trying to spoof low budget movies but nothing comes across as a spoof. It feels more like something a group of teenagers would make for a YouTube channel.

Also, the president is Donald Trump. That's the whole joke. Its the worst Donald Trump impression I've seen, there's no actual jokes, it's just there's someone doing a really awkward Donald Trump impression everyone in awhile and saying incredibly little. Even if you'd just copied some memes about him it would have been better.

Not worth the time.

This (ahem) sci fi movie should have just been made into a slapstick comedy, because that's how it develops, but the comedy is missing from the slapstick.

I won't try to say what the movie is about, because it's a disjointed mess of scenes that will bore you to sleep.

This may be the most boring collection of special effects since the remake of "Clash of the Titans".

They do try to give us the comedy, but they fail. I can't say it's the actors here, because it's mostly a movie of images and special effects, without a lot of expressions from the actors on camera. Sure, some, but they aren't well timed. The director, unfortunately, lacks the sense of timing.

Which makes for a very boring ordeal. Since it is boring, it doesn't get the chance to be "depressing", so it's merely forgettable, and for me, that is the criteria for the 3/10 rating.

It's cheesy. But in a great way, it deserves some credit for the ingenuity of ridiculousness. The CGI is soo awful that it makes it great. The trump satire is absolutely on point with the meaning of the story it's pretty well packed with action and I enjoyed that of it. The props the movie were excellent. You could tell that they were crafted by a pretty great team of prop creators. It's awesome to see how these people come up with certain solutions to make props for these movies. And absolutely kill it if you're not looking for it. Domino's who is it? No I made drop suey. Oh sorry I didn't realize my text to speech was still on.