- Hunter Dunbar: [driving with his son] You okay with some music? You like a little Limp Bizkit? Like a little Bizkit? Yeah? Nice and loud? I used to listen to this back in the day, this is hot. Oh my god, that is nice, that is nice! All right, here we go baby.
- [strangling Todd]
- Moose: I wish Freddy Krueger would come, and chop off your head, and it would roll in the street, and a truck would squish it, and the blood would splatter everywhere, and everyone would watch it!
- [Moose leaves an envelope for Dunbar on the front yard, but he notices Dora, one of the housekeepers, pick up the envelope. He runs towards her as she prepares to open it]
- Moose: No, don't read it! Don't read it! Don't read it!
- Dora: What are you doing?
- Moose: I said don't read it!
- [Dora hits Moose with a feather duster]
- Dora: Out! Out!
- Moose: Ow! Stop hitting me!
- [as Dora continues to hit him with the feather duster, Moose punches her, causing her to fall and hit the back of her head on a fountain]
- Moose: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! Are you okay?
- [Moose notices the blood flowing out of Dora's nose, unaware that she is dead]
- Moose: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That's a nosebleed. That, that's bad. That's bad. I had a nosebleed. It wasn't fun.
- [Dunbar wakes up and finds himself tied in his bed. Moose enters the room dressed as Jason Voorhees and approaches Dunbar, knife in hand]
- Hunter Dunbar: Wait, wait, wait! Wait! Wait!
- [Moose stabs Dunbar in the chest several times, but Dunbar realizes it's a retractable prop knife. Moose sees the stunned look on Dunbar's face and takes off his mask]
- Moose: I fooled Hunter Dunbar! I fooled Hunter Dunbar! I'm a... I'm such a good actor!
- Hunter Dunbar: Are you out of your mind?
- Moose: [Cowering on the floor below 'Hunter', actor now wielding knife at him, fingers of one hand already blown off] I just like your movies!
- [after Moose is confronted by Leah over him posting selfies of himself and Dunbar on social media, he shoves her to the wall]
- Moose: You're mean! You're mean!
- [Moose picks up his phone]
- Moose: Okay, that's it, Leah. Look at this. You're blocked. You're blocked from my social media!
- [Moose shoves Leah out of the house]
- Moose: You go! You get out of here!
- Leah: [Opening narration] Los Angeles - I call it the city of bullshitters... Who am I to judge? I live here too.
- Hunter Dunbar: I don't know what you're doing outside my house like some kind of deaf-mute pervert, but I suggest you keep moving.
- Hunter Dunbar: [after Moose asks him to sign some memorabilia] How about I sign your face with my fucking fist? That's a collector's item you won't want to take home.
- Leah: [voiceover] They say you should never meet your heroes, but meeting them is not the problem. It's when you get too close, close enough to see what's behind the mask. That's a line they don't want you to cross.
- Moose: [dressed as policeman with bad Cockney accent] Welcome to 'Ollywood where dreams are made of.
- Moose: [with British police helmet on] I'm not really from London, you know. A lot of people think I'm from London, but I'm not.
- Hunter Dunbar: I don't know what you're doing outside my house like some sort of deaf, mute pervert, but I suggest you keep moving. Unless you want trouble. You want trouble.
- Moose: I sure don't. I sure don't. Here's a letter for you. It's a letter.
- Hunter Dunbar: You wrote a letter? I don't accept letters here. Listen, pal, I don't know how you found me, but I don't ever want to see you in this neighborhood again. Okay? You understand?
- Moose: I just want your autograph, Mr. Dunbar. I collect autographs. And I bought your... I bought your vest from 'Vampire Killers'. It was $300. See?
- [he holds up the vest]
- Hunter Dunbar: What are you some sorta freak autograph hound that won't leave me the fuck alone? You just can't come to my private residence looking for me. You want my autograph? Give me a pen.
- [Moose gives Hunter a pen]
- Hunter Dunbar: I got your autograph.
- [he writes on Moose's shirt]
- Hunter Dunbar: Now get the fuck out of here.