The Krays: Dead Man Walking

I do not write reviews ever and I do mean ever but by oh Christ was this one of the worst films I have EVER seen. 79 minutes of my life I will never ever get back

This is obviously a "Someone made a film about the Krays last year: we should get in on that audience before they get bored with it" type of effort. How fortunate that movies aren't shot on celluloid anymore, for this would have been a criminal waste of material. I only watched it because I was intrigued to see if Leslie Grantham (remember him?) could play a police officer even as well as a piece of driftwood could. Sadly, I was disappointed, much to the shame of Mr Grantham who I believe didn't even live to see it released! If only they had at least bothered to cast a pair of twins as a pair of twins, it might have helped, instead of us having to watch two "hoodahells" constantly having to refer to each other by character names so that we could tell who they were meant to be.

I didn't even bother watching it in full but I watched at least 30 minutes of it and thought, "yeaaaaah nah thanks"... Legend is 100x better than this and it got a medium to low-score (55 out of 100). This I'd say is like a 1 out of 100 and that's me being generous. Soooo BAD.....Just stop.

Peter Oxley has posted here. He is executive producer of this utterly dire movie and thus hardly impartial. It is also unethical and bad form to review and grade your own film. This space is for ordinary members of the public to express their opinions, not for producers to push their tawdry wares. It is dishonest of Oxley not to declare his vested interest.

One twin looks like a chubby Stephen merchant.the other looks like a small Italian man with no lips!