Jesse James vs. The Black Train

I couldn't even get past the first 10min!

I gave this 1/10 because I'm not allowed to give the score I really want to give... which is minus 11 out of ten. This film (note the sarcastic use of the word 'film') should ONLY be shown on April Fools Day so that, after watching it, everyone connected with it could burst into your living room and shout "Ha Ha H-Ha Ha, April Foo-ooool". It was shown on the tv channel 'Legend' - they often show some quite good movies so I'll forgive them for this one. I watched it open-mouthed and just thinking one word... WHY? Why was it made? Why am I still watching it? Why don't I go to the pub and get drunk? 🤔

This is far and away the worst movie ever made. My dog could have made a better movie!!

These actors were sooooo inexperienced. Who made this movie?? Badddddddddd.

Anything by ITN is guaranteed to suck! This is one of the worst!