Bikini Valley Car Wash

Funny, well acted, with a major surprise actor that was the icing on the cake. Totally enjoyed this hidden gem. Looking forward to more from this production team and hope to see some of the actresses in other projects as well. A++++++

Bikini Valley Car Wash is exactly like it sounds -- a fun throwback to 80s era comedies with plenty of scantily clad women in bikinis or less. This kind of movie isn't going to be for everyone, and that's fine, because the film is certainly upfront and unabashed about what it is. The film is about two roommates who are forced into a desperate financial situation and must raise a whole bunch of cash and quick. The girls come up with a plan: to operate a bikini car wash to raise the funds. Ron Jeremy also stars in the film because, of course haha. I definitely enjoyed Bikini Valley Car Wash and I think if you like these kinds of 80s throwbacks films then you will too.

Love the 70s-80s throwback plot, although even those B movies had a bigger budget than this. Still, not bad for a shoestring budget movie, smaller than many of the porn films that some of these actors migrated from. Ron Jeremy is a little painful to watch, but the girls are cute.

With no expectations but was expecting something somewhat funny and enjoyable. This film is very poor, from the acting to the camera work to the overall plot and characters.

Nothing is funny and the dialogue is terrible and extremely forced (especially an early scene with one of the leads and the grandfather). Weak deliveries and unfunny jokes in this scene all around.

The actual car wash doesn't occur until a little half way through the film. The characters are quite clueless and what was strange is that they were expecting to make a lot of money from these car washes when they took place at night. The lead character was the smart one yet it never seemed to occur to her that they should do these during the day?

A few scenes regarding a character at a bus stop repeating movie scene lines to strangers were cringe. It wasn't funny the first time, yet they continued the scenes a few more times. Of course there was a payoff in the end.

A minor laugh was a running gag with a stuffed teddy bear fondling over one of the girls. There's a very late end post credit scene which was quite funny.

Other than that, everything was dull, forced and just not worth the watch. There are a lot more films of this genre worth watching.

High ranking reviews plainly written by people connected to this pile of drivel. You think this site would have some sort of mechanisim to stop the director bulling up his own movie by now. If it has Jeremy in it, it stinks, literally.