Siesta Key

Saddest group of shallow pathetic people, absolutely cringeworthy.

Walked into the room when my girlfriend was attempting to watch this garbage. This is the kind of show that makes you feel like population control and eugenics isn't such a bad idea.

You cannot convince me that this show isn't scripted and the script isn't written by one of these people's little sister.

But boys just wanna have sex. Nothing changes. Get real. Move on to something important in life. Story is a bunch of desperate pretty girls are in the fray to snag the rich guy. It's about money. The guy is nice, but nothing special, but the money! Pretty good editing though. :)

Dumb blond entitled airheads doing nothing, spending daddy's money, stabbing each other's backs and sleeping around. Sounds familiar? Yes, this is Laguna Beach all over again but now set in Florida.

Avoid this monstrosity like the plague, otherwise be prepared to lose several IQ points every time you watch it.