Bonehill Road

I love horror films, and grew up during the Golden Age of 80s slasher flicks. I'm not some elitist snob who only gives big-budget films a chance, I approach all horror films WANTING to like them (this movie was no different). Based solely on the online reviews, I bought the DVD without having seen the movie. Now I remember why I don't do that. The acting is abysmal. I get that the movie is meant to pay homage to 80s films, but that would be an insult to 80s movies. It's like saying that the Ford Pinto was built to pay homage to the Chevy Bel-Air. I get that the budget was in the low thousands, but, still, "Blair Witch" cost less than that and had several things this doesn't, like atmosphere, suspense, talent, etc. I just finished watching the movie and am fighting the urge to get in my car just so I can have the satisfaction of throwing the disc out the window at high speed. It has no personality, the effects are sub-par, and the monsters look like a cartoon version of better monsters from other movies. There is one upside, though: I've been craving a sequel to the timeless classic "Dog Soldiers" for years, and I now realize I can make my own. Shooting begins in my basement tomorrow, as soon as my cell phone is fully charged.

Listen, I'm all for B-movies, but this seems more like a high-school film project. Kids make better movies on YouTube. The fake ratings and reviews are pretty obvious for this one. Props to whoever made the movie poster though, because that sucked me right in. A massive waste of my time, no offense.

2/10 because of the great poster.

I like horror and werewolf movies, so if I give most of them a watch.

And most of them are a waste of time, no exception here.

The story can be told in 1-2 sentences, the directing is not overwhelming - to say the least - the actors are clearly inexperienced and most should definitely stick to their day jobs.

Well, some effects were not too bad, actually.

I understand this movie had a severely low budget, but in my opinion that's not really an excuse for the so called story, acting and directing,

Might be harsh to give it a such a negative review - it's a fan project where some heart might have been involved - but the ratings are way too high, and people shouldn't be suckered into watching something they are likely to regret afterwards.

Only go for it if you're really into low budget indie horror, otherwise you're better off just watching one of the very few good werewolf movies once more.

Oh well...at least I had time to think about what I would watch after this

Whoever has been giving this 9 stars could not have watched the same movie I just suffered through! Acting was awful, story was trite.