Storage Wars: Northern Treasures

My wife and I love this show. Wish they would make more.

If you like to see a bunch of rednecks and rubber-titted body-bent latina women fighting over luggage full of dirty underwear for $500 inside a storage facility hoping that they hit the jackpot, then this show is for you. Good luck.

This show is SO fake. Notice the contents of all the lockers is clean. No dust. Anything stored long enough for the storage facility to foreclose on the locker will be dirty and dusty. None of this stuff is the least bit dirty. Example: July 6 Ursula buys a locker and starts pulling glass top tables out of it. The glass is still crystal clear clean. The refrigerator is clean. The floor is clean. There is a home brewing kit for beer. The glass jar is crystal clean. No dust. They must send the crew out to local garage sales to buy things to stock the lockers with. The buyers are obvious fakes. The old blonde and her boyfriend must be on probation. They've obviously lost their driver's licenses because they have someone driving them everywhere. I like the original Storage Wars. It has a level of reality to it. Dirty contents, and their buyers have websites with things I saw them buy for sale on the website. This Canada thing is as fake as fake can be.

It doesn't have to make sense. The show gets pretty hammy sometimes. But you can tell they're not actors. Roy is my favorite tv personality ever. Paul and bogey are hilarious. People need to stop being so crabby and just enjoy fun stupidity sometimes. Not family friendly tho. Potty mouthed canadians

Four teams of 'contestants' battle it out at locker auction, hurling insults and curses at each other and their own teams. As far as I can tell, they don't actually win anything. They just want to permanently shut everyone else out of the storage pillage business. Things like 'So I didn't buy a locker today. But I still played my cards high enough to make sure they don't profit' are quite common. Again, you don't win anything by insulting or discouraging the other contestants. So much drama.