Escape from Pleasure Planet

Once upon a time, extending back to the '70s, hardcore porn movies could crossover toward the mainstream with sci-fi themes, overlapping with fans of both genres. But this poorly made softcore feature, from Fred Olen Ray's low-grade Retromedia label, tries and fails to go in the other direction: softcore porn with a dollop of sci-fi starring hardcore XXX talent and failing in all ways.

This is a line-up of topnotch stars: Blair Williams, lesbian cinema icons Karlie Montana and Darcie Dolce, former ingenue Vanessa Cage, now with huge fake boobs, overrated Veronica Vain and a softcore/fetish player Erika Jordan (who has a terrible voice). They simulate sex, recite insufferably stupid "comic" dialog and leave the verbal exposition to truly awful NonSex actors. The brief outer-space battles of the first reel are acceptable, but the rest of the movie is incompetent.

Bottom line is that these beauties deliver fine performances and truly sexy action in their hundreds of hardcore roles, not here.

Fun story, great outfits, well endowed stars. I enjoyed this one.

I come from the east of the earth. I like this film very much. I love the good people and traitors in the film. I want to live with them. If they are willing to come to the east of the earth, I will make them get the same happiness. I love alien women. Of course, they can go back to their planet and come back to my house when they want to travel again. Thank you.

I'm not sure why this movie has such a low rating. What were people expecting when they watched it? Is the acting bad? Of course! Is the plot paper thin? Absolutely! But... boobs! That's what it's about, and it delivers.

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Like seriously this is a grade A action movie I watched it with my kids and we all had a great time!