- Roberto: My grandson is there, on stage.
- Mujer en teatro: Really? Who does he play?
- Roberto: Eh... Jan, yeah, he's Jan.
- Mujer en teatro: Is he a Montague or a Capulet?
- Roberto: What?
- Mujer en teatro: Is his father Montague or Capulet?
- Roberto: His father is an idiot.
- Sofía: You're Romeo.
- Jan: No, I'm Jan.
- Sofía: No, you're Romeo.
- Jan: No, I'm Jan.
- Sofía: No. The one who would play Romeo got sick, the director told us to find someone else to replace him, and that's you.
- Roberto: First rule: if she says you're Romeo, you are Romeo.
- Jan: Hello, I'm Romeo, glad to meet you.