How to Get Girls

So this is what it would look like if 4chan wrote an live action anime movie. If it wasn't for veteran comedians needing work showing up sporadically, this would be completely unwatchable. Not sure if the lack of any real oversite ruined or made it the least bit original. Often confusing edgy with awkward. It seems like this probably made a lot of people embarrassed to watch and be in... hope there is a sequel.

When I say embarrassing in the context of this movie, I'm not talking about the naked girls, or even the crusty old sex jokes about sex. It's a dirty joke, which is fine - but it's an unfunny dirty joke, which is a crime.

And in fact, that's what this is - an unfunny dirty joke, designed to get a giggle out of 12 year old boys.

The script and the acting are embarrassing. I'm talking your-mother-trying-to-comb-your-hair-in-the-office-on-your-first-day-at-the-job type embarrassment. Or how you would feel if your gran spit-cleaned your face when your girlfriend visited for the first time.

Cringeworthy acting and eye-rolling humour.

This is an awful movie. The jokes have all already been recycled a million times, the acting is terrible, the writing/story is awful, there is just nothing that makes this movie worth watching. Chris Elliott being in this bumps it up to a 3/10 otherwise I'd give this a 1.

I have quite high standards when it comes to what entertains me, and this was quite a good comedy, with twisted humour, and a bit perverted (in a fun 4way) themes, etc. This is NOT like American Pie, but instead with more sick/twisted segments. This would be really fun to watch high (which I will do soon). I rate it 7.5/10.

As a plus, there many really good looking hot teenage chicks, and lots of naked scenes. And also, there are som anti PC themed jokes, and also the ending has a good and warmhearted message.

I really recommend this movie.

If this is not a John Hughes high school movie, then what is it? It's most definitely not Bob Clark's Porky's, because Porky's was kinda funny.

The OTT acting, the jokes that has been used more than a $5 hooker at a Vegas convention and the frog-cum-prince story line made me stop watching at probably 30 minutes in this "coming of age (HAHA) movie." There are no redeeming qualities to this movie. None. Zip. Zero. Nada. Nothing. It's a black hole of God-knows-what.

I highly doubt that even over-sexed high school kids will find anything in this movie remotely funny, or amusing.