Hell Trip

Wow. Just wow!

This movie was generic, so horribly and utterly generic. I mean, I couldn't even start to flesh out how generic this movie from writers George Garcia and Patrick Garcia turned out to be. No, you'd have to sit down and suffer through it, like I did, in order to fully grasp and comprehend just how insanely bland and mundane "Hell Trip" actually is. So on that account the movie's title actually does a good job at describing what you're in for here.

The storyline told in "Hell Trip" just takes all the stereotypical clichés that you've seen in horror and thriller movies since moving pictures was a thing on the screen. I mean, the writers here weren't even trying to be original at any point throughout the course of the 1 hour and 26 minutes that "Hell Trip" ran for.

The acting in "Hell Trip" were bland. But then again, of course it would be, given the fact that the actors and actresses virtually had nothing worthwhile to work with in terms of script, dialogue or character gallery.

"Hell Trip" has a couple of kill scenes, which sort of makes it almost worth suffering through the rest of the movie. Just almost, mind you.

I am rating "Hell Trip" a generous two out of ten stars. This was a massive swing and a miss from director Patrick Garcia. This is certainly not a movie that I would recommend you waste your time, money or effort on. Some of us suffered through this, so you don't have to.

For reasons I don't understand, this movie is was shot in South Africa using South African actors, but all of them worked hard to sound as if they were American. The accent doesn't sound American as much as it just sounds weird.

Although it is shot in Africa, the movie makes no attempts to show the beauty of the continent. Nor does it show any of the magnificent animals that the characters fear. Virtually every scene in the movie is so dull that it could have been shot on a soundstage,

The script is awful and the acting is worse.

No. No. No.

Boring, low budget film, poor actors game, very predictive.

The negative reviews are spot-on: This is a boring movie with bad acting, a dumb plot, and a stupid script. I stopped watching after the first laughable death and didn't bother FFing to the end because I didn't care what happened to these characters.

My favorite part were the 2 sisters who bizarrely had different accents. Serious LMAO moments listening to these 2 talk.

Don't waste your time with this donkey.

Something's stalking the group of 20-something airheads traveling in Africa. Really poor script (best line: "I have to disinfect your wound before it gets infected!"), laughable character exposition and overwrought music cues substituting for any real suspense highlight this stinker. Tip: If you do decide to watch, drink a shot every time one of the cast says the word "Guys." You'll likely pass out before the first scene after the opening credits is complete, but you'll have had a better time. (If you don't pass out by then, please stop drinking, 'cause if you continue through the rest of the flick, you'll die of alcohol poisoning.)