The Doll

Absolutely do not waste your time on this one. I repeat, you have one life and it will be misspent watching this. There are more holes in the plot than fishnet pantyhose. The "editing" is laughably atrocious, worse than a made for tv streaming film.Ron Jeremy appears as a pimp, says a few lines and is gone within seconds, it"s only a cameo so why is he even mentioned as a lead? I give 2 stars because of Valeria, she did give a convincing performance of something not quite human and was quite creepy. I also love the layout of the home. In the first quarter of the movie there's pornography, females in g-strings bent over and wide and the camera was not shy nor stylish. 15 year old boys will have the scene on auto-replay and might injure themselves. Skip this one.

This movie is the worst movie I have ever seen. This movie made no sense. The plot, well there wasn't one. The story was all over the place. every person in that movie was terrible at acting, besides the voodoo doll hahaha. Micphones and filming was also terrible. I'm pretty sure a 10 year old wrote this movie. I wrote a better story when I was 10. Don't watch this!!!!!

Everything about this movie was terrible. In fact it was so terrible, I can't fathom it having any good reviews. Casting the human barbie, Valeria Luckyanova, as a doll is an interesting concept but the execution just wasn't there.

You know when you read reviews of movies and you're like, "okay, it can't really be THAT bad..."?

Welllll folks, this one is THAT bad. Horrible acting from literally the entire cast. The audio is terrible, there are small noises throughout the entire movie that shouldn't be there (i.e. Microphones rubbing things) the audio is off between different scenes and cast members. The writing is so awful and unbelievable. There are so many plot holes. Jumps and weird gaps in scenes that don't make sense. The makeup and special effects are insanely awful.

You should assume anyone who is rating this movie more than 2 stars is trolling you.

Don't waste your time.

This movie is for you if you like birds taking a dump on your ice cream cone.