Intermate

...like to declare that the latest Hollywood blockbuster "popcorn movie" with actual professional actors is the worst movie they ever saw.

They really need a point of comparison for their criticism.

The wooden acting, incoherent plot, and cheesy special effects in Flashout don't even reach the B-Movie bar.

After the 1st 15 minutes I just hunkered down thinking "how much worse can this get?" This challenge was one they were able to meet and exceed.

If you like watching train wrecks or just need to calibrate your criticism scale, you need to watch this film.

Flashout is a cute indie production that deftly mixes faux quantum physics, multiverse theory and a multi-orgasmic romp into a package that manages to deliver a number of laughs without seeming excessively contrived or tedious.

This is not an A-lister, big budget film, and those who participated in its creation clearly had that firmly in mind as they crafted this silly sci-fi adventure. This film does not try to be anything other than what it is, and by keeping in its lane, it managed to hold my attention and provide a reasonable amount of (mindless) entertainment.

At times, the dialogue and plot were nonsensical, both intentionally and unintentionally, and likewise, at times the acting was thin on skill - but the film held itself together well enough to be watchable until the end. There were moments of high-camp greatness where the film seemed to be a distant offspring of silly classics like 'Dude where's my car" and "Barbarella", but alas this was not sustained consistently - if Flashout had managed that feat, I would have scored it a solid 6.

Not one to put high on your "must watch" list, but leave it somewhere on there for a grey, rainy day.

I had to turn it off in the middle. It was poorly made and inappropriate. After it dropped the F-bomb and J**** I couldn't watch anymore. I should have stopped watching after it appeared they were having an orgasm while playing video games. Don't watch!

There are so many movies this days that are miscalculated. Wrong rated. This is not a fun B-Movie but a crappy C. Dont waste time of your life on this. Rather watch painting dry.

I too could only bare watching it for 5 minutes. Script? What script, there isn't any. Completely void of anything decent. Just goes to show you anyone with a camera on a phone can make a "movie" if you can even call it that. Word of advice-just because you can do something, doesn't mean it's a good idea.