The Haunting of Grady Farm

I have never ever written a review for a movie before - whether good or bad, but this movie was such a waste of money and time that I feel morally obligated to warn people from the path I took. Don't. Just don't. I don't care if you like watching 'bad' movies, I do too! But this feels like a 'made in college for my semester project' movie - Terrible acting, unrealistic reactions to what should be moving moments, the first half could be (and should have been) cut out, there is no suspense what-so ever. I was surprise to see in the credits that four people worked on this movie...I can only assume it was done during a weekend binger because the movie makes zero sense. None.

Even bad movies - I can usually enjoy something. Even movies with terrible acting - I can usually enjoy something. This is just crap.

Why is it that people feel these found film, shaky cam, no budget backyard films are good ideas? Its all just lazy film making with zero talent individuals, no talent production crew and even worse writers. This crap is no different. Bad acting, abysmal story line, lacks suspense or horror, high school writing, and the shaky cam nonsense. Whoever made this movie should be banned from holding a camera or working in the industry again. Only leads to more garbage to pollute the airwaves.

I love found footage films, but this one sucked. Nothing actually happens for a good 40 minutes, and then when the horror parts occur, the film, for some reason, decides to randomly cut back to some interviews, which breaks up the flow. This movie isn't good. Don't watch.

Possibly the most boring horror film I've ever seen. You never even see the Not-Irish-Actually-Scottish Evil Spirits. This is a Doug Walker-level cinema.

I was going to give it one star, but I gave it two because Emily Wolf pretty thicc.

Far worse than Blair witch, though same concept: shaking the camera excessively doesn't equate to excitement or drama. Crummy camera handling that induces nausea, a garbage storyline and plot, e.t.c. total waste of time to watch. When something finally happens, the picture gets sketchy, fools constantly scream incoherently, and the camera shakes until the audience has to look away to avoid feeling sick.