La noche del virgen

It's almost a theatre piece that we get here. But one that many will call disgusting. And it will test your limits in taste and how your feelings (as a joke I reckon, they gave out vomit bags before the festival screening) are about certain things. Calling this sick is almost an understatement. It also doesn't really have a lot of story. Not enough to fill 2 hours that is. It could've done with a shorter running time overall.

It's also a shame that you can see where this is going early on. If you can handle the running time, the bumps along the road and most of all the despicable and dirty things this portrays and sells as comedy (occasionally it works for a moment) you will be able to watch this ...

Yes! God I loved this! Seen it at a film festival and it made me literally cry with laughter on more than one occasion. Such a silly, over-the-top, disgusting gore-fest, I enjoyed every minute of it, starting with the main protagonist's teeth, and all the details of his romantic pursuit which gets him.. well I'm not spoiling the (really) grand finale, but there are some scenes you ain't believin' till you're seein'.

Most definitely not for everyone but do watch this if you're into Spanish horror/cinema, gore and don't mind that special kind of nasty, offensive, at times absurd - wish I could call it toilet but it goes beyond that - humor.

Awesome. Hopefully this finds a distributor soon.

Cheers

Just generally a lot of blood and gross out stuff. Not much else here - decent popcorn flick I guess.

A male virgin geek attend a new year party looking for some hot chicks for a night of sleazy fun. He only manage to get a middle age woman who seems to be attracted to him.

After following the older lady to her apartment, the geek found out that this lady is practising some weird fertility religion. Because this a horror movie, there's something diabolical about the religion and the geek is about to experience a night of filthy, slimy body horror nightmare.

This Spanish exploitation just want to disgust you, and you're getting that. Instead of blood and intestines, you are disgusted by excrements, dirty bathroom, menstrual blood and close up shot of arsehole. Yeah, it's like a Tom Green comedy.

There's also this one pregnancy birth scene. You think you have a strong stomach, then watch this scene while eating some gooey meal like a pasta with ton of sauce or a steak smothered in thick gravy.

Overall you might like this if you're into gross horror comedy. I am only moderately amused. The concept is also not original since it's a pregnancy horror about someone impregnated with evil. Only this time it's a male that get pregnant because this movie is not only gross, it's also weird...

A young man, eager to lose his virginity, meets a middle-aged woman at a party and they go back to her place. Things seem to be progressing well, but there is something sinister about her and her home. Then her boyfriend appears.

Very weird, and not in a good way. From the synopsis I always knew the movie was going to veer off in strange and supernatural directions but initially this wasn't a bad thing. The movie was even quite watchable for about 40-60 minutes.

Then, from a point, the weirdness gets amped up to the point of totally randomness and incomprehensibility. Worse, rather than at least keeping the scenes short and sharp, the director draws out nearly every scene, padding the movie to the nth degree. Plus, the plot just seems to go round and round in circles, so the movie is padded at the macro and micro level.

The conclusion makes no sense. Maybe I needed to understand what was happening in the preceding scenes to understand the conclusion but that would have required supernatural powers in itself.

Absolutely nonsensical and a waste of time. About the only level this has some entertainment value on is as a comedy.