La noche del virgen

This is one of the craziest and wildest movies I've seen in many years. Without "spoilers", but the last 40 minutes can perfectly cause vomiting, disgust and discomfort in viewers who have some sensitivity. Unfortunately, that is not enough to say that it is "a good movie", because it's not. The greatest merit of its creators is to have done, literally, what they felt like. However, that freedom has become tedious, in scenes two or three times longer than it should (attention to that prologue of the TV, in the Christmas Eve program), and for that reason, the movie lasts almost 2 hours. That is too much. A film with an interesting plot, in many moments really sick, but that does not become what it should be. A pity

Disgusting, weird, and insane. I think it's intended to be artsy but I couldn't really establish a metaphor for what I just watched. At the end you're just kinda frozen and wanting a shower.

Uhm, you guys ever hear of editing down a scene? Apparently not, because this movie has some of the longest damn scenes I have ever seen. Long as in dragged out. Dragged out as in dragged. the. F***. out. I get that they probably wanted to get the most out of their prosthetics and what-not, but when a scene should have lasted for maybe 30 seconds, but drags out for 10 minutes? Yeah, that's a complete fail. It makes me hate this movie.

Because this movie is horrible. And I in no way mean because it is "offensive". It's not that offensive. It has some bodily fluids, some genitals, and blah blah, but nothing offensive, just a little gross.

This could have been OK as a 5 - 10 minute short film, but as a friggin 2 hour movie? Oh my god! Two hours!! It's obvious these people had no one to say like: uhm, maybe you guys should edit that scene a little shorter? Because it, you know, sucks ass right now.

They paid for it themselves, and it shows. They did what they wanted, and what they wanted was make a movie that feels about 37 hours long.

The pacing is absolutely horrible. The effects are OK for what it is. The story is NOT enough to fill two hours. It is so long.

Positives? Uhm, the opening scene has it's charm, and is the closest to being offensive in the whole movie. Also the acting is pretty decent. The main dude did a good job with the rubbish script. In the beginning I actually thought this movie might be OK. This is why I give it a couple stars.

But yeah, I hated this. This movie being two hours is so ridiculous and idiotic that I have problems even describing it. But I tried.

Just generally a lot of blood and gross out stuff. Not much else here - decent popcorn flick I guess.

Yes! God I loved this! Seen it at a film festival and it made me literally cry with laughter on more than one occasion. Such a silly, over-the-top, disgusting gore-fest, I enjoyed every minute of it, starting with the main protagonist's teeth, and all the details of his romantic pursuit which gets him.. well I'm not spoiling the (really) grand finale, but there are some scenes you ain't believin' till you're seein'.

Most definitely not for everyone but do watch this if you're into Spanish horror/cinema, gore and don't mind that special kind of nasty, offensive, at times absurd - wish I could call it toilet but it goes beyond that - humor.

Awesome. Hopefully this finds a distributor soon.

Cheers