Prepper

A truly bad film. Calls upon every derogatory stereotype that ever existed. Andrew Patterson might want to consider changing his name before he tries another film.

Weird lines that the actors have over memorized or are reading from a teleprompter.

Mockumentary? Drama? Comedy? Satire? I'm not sure, to be honest....so whatever the makers of this film intended, they failed miserably.

Okay, I laughed at the wife slugging the hand-to-hand instructor, Dave at the LGS was funny, and the end credit scenes are pretty hilarious..... but otherwise, this thing is cringe-worthy. I watched a couple of Roger Corman flicks yesterday that made more sense than this film (though I drew the line at Deathstalker II.....even Monique Gabrielle's perky hooters couldn't get me through that one).

If you're the type who likes to critique the actions of the protagonists, this MIGHT be enjoyable if you can make it about 2/3 of the way in. It's like a class on how NOT to safeguard your home.

The reason for this movie's rating is obviously artificial. There are only a handful of reviews and they are biased. Herein lies an honest review of the film.

The movie is poorly acted, poorly written, poorly shot, and so heavy handed with its message they get the main character to literally tell you at the end of the movie what they have just beaten you over the head with. The cringeworthy sex related dialogue feels as though it was written by a high school student and is jaxtaposed with so many attempted deep and meaningful conversations that it feels like an alien's interpretation of human interaction.

There is no "better part" to this movie the other reviewers promise, the way it starts is the way it ends.

This movie is bad. Not in a "The Room" or "Birdemic" kind of way. Just bad. There is nothing here, look elsewhere.

Wow. This movie is soooooo bad I can't give it any stars. A liberal couple (teachers no less, in Texas) blindly learn how to become preppers. The don't do any research, read books or even Google "How to prepare..." they just bounce between people that give them mostly terrible, and dangerous advice. I'm halfway through this infomercial movie and had to slam it... this movie must have been written by liberal producers for a liberal audience. I highly recommend to NOT watch this movie and Not follow this information in it. If you do, you will end up getting "clapped" and be the first to go in an SHTF situation. First day.