Bikini Mayhem

Just like there's supposed to be a lowest level in hell, this would qualify for the lowest level of awful.The acting was terrible, I could have shot better quality film on my iPhone, and the music was simply dreadful. I'm not going to bother with the plot, the so-called college students who wanted to be models looked like 40 year old housewives that left you begging for them to put their clothes back on. Often times a movie is so bad that someone will advise you to not waste time watching it, well I'm advising the opposite. This is so bad that much like a train wreck, I would like others to watch this in its entirety and suffer like I did...

Despite its claims, this isn't a movie. This is someone pointing a phone at some friends and pretending it's a movie. Then he, apparently, told some of his friends mums that they could be in the 'movie' if they took their clothes off.

The editing is perplexing with one scene having the same few seconds just repeated five or six times. Then the beach 'photo shoot' is three minutes of wave footage with what is apparently a camera shutter noise happening off screen.

There's an 'Industry Party' (modelling industry?) which is half a dozen drunks standing around a pool in a very cheap looking back yard.

There are no 'actors' in this, just people Eric Williford ("Writer" and "Director") happens to know. There's no proper sound recording, no editing, no lighting, cinematography or any other characteristic of an actual 'movie.'

I will say the bass line at the start wasn't too bad and Cori Collins (as main character Ivy Winters) isn't awful looking.

You'll be happier with yourself if you spend your time sticking bamboo under your fingernails rather than watching this festering pool of crap.

I am in complete disbelief. For a low-budget film, it surprised me with its quality. It takes a real passion to release something this artistic to the public. There is definitely room for improvement, particularly with the plotline and editing. I'll keep an eye on this director and I suggest you do the same.

No matter how low you set your expectations, this will still be worse than that. I wasn't expecting Citizen Kane - this looked like something mindless yet fun, something to pass the time. It was certainly mindless, but that's all. There is absolutely nothing positive to say about the film.

Avoid.

Not even the bare skin, and kinda bare chesticles can rescue this strange creation.