Calamity Jane's Revenge

1 out of 10 but only because I can't rate it lower. Not even sure how I ever heard about this film but it is absolute trash. I'd rather be chained to a chair, without food or water, and have to spend a weekend with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978) on repeat then spend another moment with this mess. It's hard to describe how bad it is. There are no redeeming features. After ten minutes I wanted to stop. After 15 I wanted out. After 20 I just decided to see how much punishment I could take. I saw this film through but piecemeal, in small portions. I'm a masochist and had to discover if there was one moment, one little point, that I could compliment the…"creators" on. There is not.

A feminist revenge flick. The plot, character development, and ending are really good. Speaking lines are very robotic and monotone for just about every character. The violence, man o womano, is off camera for the worst (death). The music is a little much, but not a deal breaker. I liked it enough to watch it all the way through and enjoy the story.

One of the worst films-not just the Western genre movies. I don't even think this film could be listed as a B movie, 'cause many B movies, if you are lucky enough, are still watchable; some might be not good enough, but you could kick them into TV movies (lot of churned out from Lifetime or Hallmark) and with patience, you could force yourself to watch on a comfortable sofa or reclining chair. But NOT this one, man.

When this stupid movie started, we saw a bunch of moronic guys wearing law decals and shooting their guns, but their shooting blanks scenes just looked so fake. Then we saw a guy was shot to death, leaned on wooden plank. It just looked so pathetically fake! No gunshot wound, not even artificial blood was used; guess their budget was limited, so they must not soiled the shirt and/or the outwear with bullet holes and blood. There was nothing could hold your neck down to sit and watch. It's just so fake and so bad. These guys in this film should not be called "actors", because they are not; they are exactly like those people walking in the street, in the shopping malls, they don't have the least talent to survive in the cruel movie industries. I just felt so insulted to waste time to watch this film. It's mental abuse.

So bad that it's comical despite its self-conscious direction to be a serious western-historical-adventure!😆

Erin looks too young to have survived Jane's incredible adventures. She talks to her horse as though she's reciting dialog on a stage. She wears one wide, brite smile in every scene.

Her fellow actors are similarly incredibel.

Laurel and Hardy could have sone better as inserted characters.

This .movie is no joke!

Sincerely one worst movie that l have seen in my life, weak dialogue, brand new clothes, brand new guns, brand new coffee mug and worst thing a welded iron farm gate, oh my God,nothing could be so stupid production!! Deadwood city used in the picture is falling down!!! Beware!!!

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First watch: 2017 / How many: 1 / Source: DVD / Rating: 1