Scared Topless

The title made a pretty false claim. Not one person in this film was topless from fear. In the end, I still have my shirt on and I'm very disappointed. However, there is a twist at the end worth sticking around for. 1 star for that and the other 2 for the soundtrack. Howard Blueberry, please name your films more aptly in the future.

Loved watching this movie. Hot pornstars in a funny erotic movie, what's not to love? Hilarious and horny and well worth a watch, i mean wan.... decent storyline as well, not that i cared much about that hahahaha. Hot babes and plenty of sex scenes to view and enjoy. Exactly what i was looking for. Straight away you quickly realise this is a softcore so if that isnt what you are looking for then you might as well switch it right off. Or you could sit back relax and enjoy sexy babes getting down and well dirty for the full movie. I know i did. Perfect. Any recommendations for movies like this? Softcore at its funniest.

I know female nudity will always attract some level of a male audience, but I had a hard time sitting thru this excuse for boobs and I'm a bit confused why it's so well reviewed.

'Scared Topless' is a drab T&A flick by well known b-movie director Jim Wynorski. Likely filmed in a span of days. Certainly no 500k budget and a long way from this genre's prime in 2015 considering the casts now typically consist of hardcore pornstars. Busty blonde Bridgette B my case in point.

None of that would matter if it's good though. Positive reviews talk of good vibes or a decent story with atmosphere and laughs. I must have missed all that completely. This features the barest of plot, a bunch of horrible dialog, boobs and tame simulated sex scenes.

I'm in no way judging watching stuff like 'Scared Topless', but we don't have to lie to ourselves or others about it's lack of quality. If you want to see beautiful naked women you can do better. Unless all you have access to is cable TV at 3am.

Awesome movie with a good director and the actors were very helpful to attract people who were watching it to want to watch the film from beginning till end. Every scene was very watchable from beginning till end. The end of each scenes the actors would look at the camera, making you think you could act with them.

This is my first review but i had to write one in hopes people stay away from this garbage. This movie is awful. I expected a cheesy horror comedy, but instead it's basically a porno with horror elements, and some plot just because why not.