Monster: The Prehistoric Project

Stumbled upon this while looking for the infinitely better Prehistoric Planet. I thought it was a cheesily bad movie from the looks of it, but nope, its the absolurd bottom of the bottom of the berrel.

The story is a generic "plane crashes on Dino Island" found footage film, with a framing device of soldiers watching found footage and making annoying comments

There are barely any dinosaurs seen until the end, and only litterally for a couple secs. It's just generic raptor and t. Rex we see, that's it and nothing else. Otherwise, iyts just a bunch of unmemorable characters wandering about and fighting.

Do not ever watch. There is nothing to it.

I was looking forward to see this movie, the poster looked promising. Girls in bikini chased by T-Rex while navy SEALS trying to protect them. Ohh boy was I up for a dissapointment. First of all, the navy SEALS are not navy SEALS, they have US Coastal Guards uniforms, and none of them are so stupid they send only 2 soldiers with barely equipment to survive a day to a abandoned island. Yeah yeah, I know its only a movie, but still...

After about 5-6 minutes I was sure I hit my FireFox button and had started a episode of 'Girls Gone Wild', and it was a long episode too, close to 30 mins with girls and boys with little clothes on, doing what they use to do during spring break.

After this, its rapidly going down the drain, the missing Sci-Fi and Horror parts never shows, they are all missing. The girl in bikini beeing chased by a dinosaur is missing. We do see dinosaurs, some really bad CGI gives us some blurry small ones, most likely intended to be raptors, but hard to tell. AND we get a perfect 3 second view of a T-Rex ass.

Carlos Perez have a reputation to write not too good scripts, he dont fail on the failing part here either. Director Lisa Palenica have little to no help from the script, but then again she too have a reputation to direct not too good movies. I really hope she start to learn soon. The actors does as god as its possible I guess, with the bad script and low energy from the director.

To sum it up, its impossible to give -1 star, I really wish it was possible because this movie deserve a -1 star...