- Joe: [Gestures to the feminine sunglasses Scott is wearing] Are those women's sunglasses?
- Scott Johansen: No, they're Italian.
- Joe: [Gesturing to the thin long cigarette Scott is smoking] Well that's a woman's cigarette - that's nice.
- Scott Johansen: No - also Italian. Italian sunglasses, Italian cigarettes.
- Joe: Okay. Ciao!
- [Scott and Kate hold up their weapons to intimidate a bad driver]
- Kate Johansen: Wrong couple to fuck with, pal!
- Frank: Are you guys familiar with the cliché, "It's a cliché because it's true"? Well, that cliché about clichés being true has never more true than right now with the cliché, "The house always wins."
- Tommy: Where's the money?
- Frank: We just got robbed!
- Scott Johansen: Yeah!
- Frank: Look, the safes are all empty!
- Tommy: Do you know how many times I see someone point to any empty safe and say we have no money?
- Frank: A hundred?
- Scott Johansen: Five hundred?
- Frank: Thirty thousand?
- Tommy: It's rhetorical, fuckstick!
- Tommy: This your daughter?
- [points at Kate]
- Scott Johansen: Where? Who, her?
- Tommy: Right here.
- Scott Johansen: That's such a compliment. This is my wife.
- Kate Johansen: Alex?
- Scott Johansen: In fact, there's our daughter.
- [points at Rachel]
- Kate Johansen: There she is. Hello, daughter.
- Scott Johansen: Hi, honey.
- Kate Johansen: Don't overthink it, just be our daughter.
- Scott Johansen: Come right here.
- Rachel: I'm not your daughter, that's your...
- [Scott pushes her into a desk to shut her up]
- Scott Johansen: Sorry, Rachel!
- Tommy: The fuck's the matter with you?
- Scott Johansen: What?
- Tommy: Shoving a girl like that?
- Scott Johansen: We are strict disciplinarians in our household!
- Tommy: Get out of my way. I know this is your daughter.
- [grabs Alex]
- Scott Johansen: It's for charity.
- Frank: Yeah. Good.
- Kate Johansen: Good.
- Officer Chandler: Which charity?
- Frank: Uhhh... horse circumcision.
- Kate Johansen: Money for psychic kids.
- Scott Johansen: Canada.