Stonemouth

Pretty people acting badly... pretty much sums this up. The director seems to be working from Directing for Dummies as we get the various "art" shots so he he can add them to his resume, followed by directing 101shots so we can watch the bad actors trying to act. Then we get voice-overs .. and MORE voice-overs ... and .. well you get my point. Because how else can you explain the plot and characters? ... oh wait that's right .. by acting and directing properly!

Christian Cooke really is pretty though. I can't tell if it was the dialogue or the acting that was the problem of if it was the pretty people who made it feel so soapy but it was pretty bad if somewhat exciting at a couple points.

Stonemouth is an adaptation of Iain Banks penultimate novel. It's the first to be televised since The Crow Road. Like The Crow Road it has a dark undercutting and plenty of flashbacks as well as on screen narration.

Christian Cooke is Stewart Gilmour, returning to Stonemouth. A fictional port town for the funeral of his childhood friend Callum Murston who committed suicide and who helped Stewart out as a child when a mentally deranged boy ran amok with a sword.

Callum's father, Don Murston (Peter Mullan) a local crime boss and his two other sons had chased Stewart out of town five years earlier for messing around with his daughter Ellie.

Stewart has been allowed back in to attend the funeral and is expected to scamper back to London fast. However Stewart is suspicious of the death and decides to ask uncomfortable questions. He also gets together with Ellie thus incurring the wrath of the Murston's.

Stonemouth the town is like a place from the wild west. It is run by Don Murston and his two sons are his lackeys and enforcers. The sons are referred to at one point as the Chuckle Brothers, seemingly incompetent and lacking in brain cells. No wonder then that someone else is easily manipulating them.

I could never get over why they were so upset that Ellie who we see snorting cocaine and is caught fooling around with Stewart is expected to be so pure and kept away from boys. She is a good looking lady and Stewart is supposed to be Don's Godson.

The two part series had an interesting set up. Plenty of good looking actors but not much cop in the acting stakes. For that you rely on the older cast members. The second episode got a bit silly. It relied too much on coincidence, luck and people doing stupid things. It all felt underwhelming and undercooked.

The Crow Road although a longer serial was better.

It's difficult to relate this to any kind of novel. If it is, the screen adaptation is just poorly done. The terrible acting does not help redeem the series at all. The first episode is just a mass of confusion, and the second episode is put together with no continuity or care for credibility. People just seem to show up in places at the right times to make the story keep moving, totally ignoring the need the need for logic. One could excuse that lapse if the show were an entertaining one but since it's at the level of a university drama project, that is not an option at all. Overall, a really horrible series with no redeeming factors at all....other than beautiful people doing what they do best...looking beautiful!

When the British get crime drama right, no one does it better, and this is an excellent example