Aliens vs. Titanic

Yeah,I'm not sure how to write a review on something that is so bad. Some movies are so bad that, under the right circumstances, could actually be entertaining or even funny, but not this stinker. This is 1 hour, 21 minutes and 32 seconds of the lamest 'SciFi or Comedy' I have ever seen. I really don't know what was worse, the script, the acting, the story, the sets, the cinematography, the 'special effects'!! The people that made this must have been smoking crack or sniffing paint fumes. Everything about this movie is a massive fail. Whatever budget that this had, could have (or should have), been donated to charity. The entertainment industry seems to be failing it's audience, in it's core reason for being....Entertainment, and this one sets a new low.

Jeez, I hate being this critical.

For a low budget film, it is quite ok. Of course, you cannot compare this film with The Thing but the story is similar. You get what you can expect, basic special effects, silly dialogues compensated by a lot of naked breasts and some pretty erotic scenes. All in all enjoyable and sometimes funny. Compared to The Thing, a score of 5/10 is too much, but I still give this film a 5.

Worst movie ever! This movie, as of 2017, is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I never in my life thought my last worst movie would be topped in my lifetime, but this one reigns supreme now! Unless you are into soft porn and some seriously disgusting scenes with possibly the worst acting ever, you too might find you're worst movie ever here!

I don't believe that, this movie was Filmed in 2017 !!!!!!!!!!

Someone trying to make a joke and not succeeding at it is sad and ultimately uncomfortable for everyone watching the embarrassment. That's this movie. If you have fun watching bad movies that are purposely made as a joke or to pick on the movie industry, watch Thankskilling. This movie is atrocious, not because it stunk, but because they missed the mark in even trying to make it stink for a laugh. The elephant in the room took a huge dump and that elephant is their effort at being anything other than a geeky teen with his first video recorder who tells tired jokes to fit in and ultimately fails across the board.