Aliens vs. Titanic

Of course I knew this was going to be a bad movie. I mean, just look at the movie's cover / poster. But still, I decided to sit down and watch it, on the odd chance that the movie might actually be worthwhile watching.

Needless to say that the 2017 movie "Predator World" (aka "Aliens vs. Titanic") was abysmal. It was so bad, in fact, that I only managed to endure about 50 minutes of the prolonged suffering. Then I just couldn't take it anymore and gave up, throwing the towel in the ring.

The CGI in this movie were atrociously bad. It is hard to comprehend how a movie made in 2017 can have CGI graphics that looks like something from a computer game from the early 1990s. It was just such an eyesore to look at.

This movie also had some questionable acting performances, but then again, with a script and storyline as lacking and laughable as they had to work with, whom can blame them.

Do yourself a favor and stay well clear of this movie.

I am rating it a mere two - and a very generous two, mind you - out of ten stars.

Someone trying to make a joke and not succeeding at it is sad and ultimately uncomfortable for everyone watching the embarrassment. That's this movie. If you have fun watching bad movies that are purposely made as a joke or to pick on the movie industry, watch Thankskilling. This movie is atrocious, not because it stunk, but because they missed the mark in even trying to make it stink for a laugh. The elephant in the room took a huge dump and that elephant is their effort at being anything other than a geeky teen with his first video recorder who tells tired jokes to fit in and ultimately fails across the board.

This film is seemingly nothing to be taken serious and it's evident from the movie poster, the opening scenes, the overall acting and the actors involved. It is quite clearly a parody and people don't seem to notice. With that being said, Predator World is still not a good film. Enjoyable at times to see what occurs and to see how much of a mess this film turned out, but overall the plot and storyline is mediocre and the cgi is low budget.

There are several explicit scenes to satisfy those but as time passes nothing is exactly great. The acting from the cast is that of a softcore film where it has that feel of one. Although Jin N. Tonic is a standout.

Worst movie ever! This movie, as of 2017, is the worst movie I have ever seen in my life. I never in my life thought my last worst movie would be topped in my lifetime, but this one reigns supreme now! Unless you are into soft porn and some seriously disgusting scenes with possibly the worst acting ever, you too might find you're worst movie ever here!

Sorry. It might have been a real whacky, zany, time in the rehearsal studio. But I just could not handle something so juvenile and poorly made. Life is too short to waste on supporting some child's idea of spank bank filler.