I Live with Models

I cannot begin to explain how bad this show is. It was like watching an amateur play in a church hall, wooden acting, bad writing and not a hint of comedy.

The trailers were terrible, but I thought it can't have been all that bad as it got commissioned, I couldn't have been more wrong. Whoever did commission it, may want to look into a career change.

This programme is simply not funny, it has no plot, no storyline, no laughs... It's infantile and the "jokes" ate so desperately trying to shock, they forget to shock.

I implore Comedy Central not to allow this travesty to go on any longer. I've watched World War Two Documentaries with more laughs than this. I apologise that I can't say anything good about this show, but I can't think of one redeeming feature, if I wanted British teeth and masturbation jokes I'd go back to the early 90's.

Suffice to say, i have no intention of ever watching this again.

I was intrigued with the concept. It could've worked, but I felt like the writing was rushed, lazy and absolutely awful. There is nothing original about any of the gags. That's fine if you're not aiming for a comedy to win awards (as another commenter pointed out), but if you're going to be using gags that have been around since the 80's and 90's, you need to at least make it interesting and witty. Nothing about it works. The actors and actresses overact in the way that the kids do on those awful Disney Channel/Nickleodeon Shows, and the writing (which I cannot stress enough) seems really lazy. You can tell that no real thought has gone into it at all. And if there was, this shouldn't have gotten the green light in the first place. It did not even bring a small chuckle or grin to my face. It was so boring... If you want to compare humour, I will list some of the comedy shows I have enjoyed: Boy Meets World, That 70's Show, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond. Now those were funny. I Live with Models is most definitely not.

.......I look at this and wonder how the TV execs could have seen something worth investing any time, money an effort into, let alone how CC UK would have thought it was worthwhile enough to buy for the UK. It's so much worse than 'Joey' ever was, and that's saying something. It's actually 'Pucks'.

None of the 'actors' are any good and so painfully have no sense of comedic timing (particularly the girls). Their agony (and ours) is just compounded by the joke-by- numbers dialogue, the clumsy and predictably boring scenarios, and the awful amateur stage play production values.

It makes me think if I was standing next to one of these TV execs looking at grass only one of us would be seeing green. There's nothing about this whole thing that makes any sense whatsoever. Sorry......

There are certain shows that I just can't get into the humor or the delivery or maybe it's the style. There are just a few. Two Broke Girls(Though I do like a few of the actors on it). Anger Management. And this: I Live with Models is like someones first attempt at writing as well as the casting agents first try at getting actors. It really is a vision of what NOT to do if you are a writer/actor/ director/editor.

I've never written a review on here before, and I'm not going to make this a long one either.

Notice how the only (and very few) positive reviews are all from accounts with no other activity whatsoever? Yeah, that has a reason.

This show is genuinely bad. It is honest to god, the worst bit of television I have ever seen. Another reviewer wrote that they've had more laughs watching WW2 documentaries, and they're not even wrong.

I get that taste is subjective, and that's why I usually don't bother with reviews. Everyone likes what they like and that's perfectly fine. But this. This is the one time I will say something is unequivocally and objectively terrible. The acting, the jokes, the "writing". Nothing about it works. At all. On even the most basic level.

I don't know who signed off on this. I don't know how this ever got made. I don't know why anyone would put themselves through the horror of watching this.

Personally, I'd rather jab my eyes out and wait for the world to end than ever watch a single second of this nightmare again.

God knows we deserve it if this is what we're doing with the place.