I Live with Models

I've never written a review on here before, and I'm not going to make this a long one either.

Notice how the only (and very few) positive reviews are all from accounts with no other activity whatsoever? Yeah, that has a reason.

This show is genuinely bad. It is honest to god, the worst bit of television I have ever seen. Another reviewer wrote that they've had more laughs watching WW2 documentaries, and they're not even wrong.

I get that taste is subjective, and that's why I usually don't bother with reviews. Everyone likes what they like and that's perfectly fine. But this. This is the one time I will say something is unequivocally and objectively terrible. The acting, the jokes, the "writing". Nothing about it works. At all. On even the most basic level.

I don't know who signed off on this. I don't know how this ever got made. I don't know why anyone would put themselves through the horror of watching this.

Personally, I'd rather jab my eyes out and wait for the world to end than ever watch a single second of this nightmare again.

God knows we deserve it if this is what we're doing with the place.

.......I look at this and wonder how the TV execs could have seen something worth investing any time, money an effort into, let alone how CC UK would have thought it was worthwhile enough to buy for the UK. It's so much worse than 'Joey' ever was, and that's saying something. It's actually 'Pucks'.

None of the 'actors' are any good and so painfully have no sense of comedic timing (particularly the girls). Their agony (and ours) is just compounded by the joke-by- numbers dialogue, the clumsy and predictably boring scenarios, and the awful amateur stage play production values.

It makes me think if I was standing next to one of these TV execs looking at grass only one of us would be seeing green. There's nothing about this whole thing that makes any sense whatsoever. Sorry......

I cannot begin to explain how bad this show is. It was like watching an amateur play in a church hall, wooden acting, bad writing and not a hint of comedy.

The trailers were terrible, but I thought it can't have been all that bad as it got commissioned, I couldn't have been more wrong. Whoever did commission it, may want to look into a career change.

This programme is simply not funny, it has no plot, no storyline, no laughs... It's infantile and the "jokes" ate so desperately trying to shock, they forget to shock.

I implore Comedy Central not to allow this travesty to go on any longer. I've watched World War Two Documentaries with more laughs than this. I apologise that I can't say anything good about this show, but I can't think of one redeeming feature, if I wanted British teeth and masturbation jokes I'd go back to the early 90's.

Suffice to say, i have no intention of ever watching this again.

Might be the worst pilot 'sitcom' I have ever witnessed.

Spare yourself the time to enjoy a nice bubble bath or even go around the park picking up dog doo... Either one you choose will be more enjoyable than this Garbage.

Who ever gave this show the green light needs to be fired. The cast need to go back to working at Starbucks. And the writer needs to go back to college.

Not going to waste any more time with this review. The pilot was truly horrendous. Wooden. Terrible writing, 'acting'. Everything. Avoid at all costs.

I can't believe how a show like this can even get funding whoever gave this show airtime will be fired pretty soon. Terrible acting unfunny terrible jokes which make u want to stab your face with a bread knife. The models are not even good looking the guy who lives with them is just as bad looking which makes it all just seem even more ridiculous. Never watch this programme unless you plan on being brain dead and are wanting to commit suicide. This programme would not even entertain your kids for 30 seconds let alone a grown adult. The laughing track is ridiculous for what is even happening on the TV screen. If this is where American humour and the future of it is heading I'm never going to watch another American TV programme ever let alone the station it's being aired on over here in the uk.