I shudder to imagine how bad the previous film was!
I am a self-created expert on terrible films. After reading the funny book "The 50 Worst Films of All Time", I decided to see all 50 and review them. Then, wanting to see more dreck, I saw nearly all of the Bottom 100 on IMDB...and many hundreds more awful films. I mention this because I'd place "A Wrestling Christmas Miracle" near the bottom of all these terrible films...it's that bad.
The project was apparently the brainchild of Ken Del Vecchio, who apparently was behind quite a few other films...including a film which is almost a prequel to this film, "A Karate Christmas Miracle". It has a score of 1.8 on IMDB...even lower than the 2.2 for this film. The boy who plays the lead is Mario Del Vecchio, who is probably Ken's son...though I wasn't able to figure out their exact relationship. But since the boy is only 11 in this film, I won't criticize his acting, as it would seem cruel.
This is the insane plot: Kace (Mario) is an athlete who is amazing at wrestling and football. His father is an Olympic champion who won't be home for Christmas because he's due to wrestle an elephant and a giraffe in the Congo. But he really is going there to lead a coup. As for Kace, he's given up sports to devote all his time to making a movie which will be so funny and wonderful that it will awaken his best friend who is in a coma. But an idiot and his even dumber girlfriend (who were in the movie) have stolen the only copy of the movie and want a million dollars or they'll sell it to some sleazy filmmaker. Also, at times, the film is a film within a film, with a large list of Z-list actors in it, including Todd Bridges (Willis from "Different Strokes"), Jimmy Walker (the guy from "Good Times", not the dead ex-mayor of NY), Gilbert Gottfried (the annoying voice of that duck from insurance ads) and Michael Winslow (the man who makes goofy sounds in the "Police Academy" movies).
Does any of the story make sense or make you laugh? No. Instead, it honestly looks like a vanity project some friends made, though how they got the Z-listers in it, I have no idea (perhaps they offered them a free lunch). All I know it that it is unfunny and bad...jaw-droppingly bad. But considering how few people have seen it, I strongly doubt if it could ever make it to the IMDB Bottom 100, as they require 10000 votes first...and this one falls far short. Overall, a film bad enough to challenge the "Fred" movies for a spot on anyone's list of terrible movies.
The project was apparently the brainchild of Ken Del Vecchio, who apparently was behind quite a few other films...including a film which is almost a prequel to this film, "A Karate Christmas Miracle". It has a score of 1.8 on IMDB...even lower than the 2.2 for this film. The boy who plays the lead is Mario Del Vecchio, who is probably Ken's son...though I wasn't able to figure out their exact relationship. But since the boy is only 11 in this film, I won't criticize his acting, as it would seem cruel.
This is the insane plot: Kace (Mario) is an athlete who is amazing at wrestling and football. His father is an Olympic champion who won't be home for Christmas because he's due to wrestle an elephant and a giraffe in the Congo. But he really is going there to lead a coup. As for Kace, he's given up sports to devote all his time to making a movie which will be so funny and wonderful that it will awaken his best friend who is in a coma. But an idiot and his even dumber girlfriend (who were in the movie) have stolen the only copy of the movie and want a million dollars or they'll sell it to some sleazy filmmaker. Also, at times, the film is a film within a film, with a large list of Z-list actors in it, including Todd Bridges (Willis from "Different Strokes"), Jimmy Walker (the guy from "Good Times", not the dead ex-mayor of NY), Gilbert Gottfried (the annoying voice of that duck from insurance ads) and Michael Winslow (the man who makes goofy sounds in the "Police Academy" movies).
Does any of the story make sense or make you laugh? No. Instead, it honestly looks like a vanity project some friends made, though how they got the Z-listers in it, I have no idea (perhaps they offered them a free lunch). All I know it that it is unfunny and bad...jaw-droppingly bad. But considering how few people have seen it, I strongly doubt if it could ever make it to the IMDB Bottom 100, as they require 10000 votes first...and this one falls far short. Overall, a film bad enough to challenge the "Fred" movies for a spot on anyone's list of terrible movies.
- planktonrules
- 5 अक्टू॰ 2023