Leaping Lizards, this movie is bad!
Opening on an erotic belly dance, Hata Mari (Jennifer Welles, who won a best actress award for this which I NEVER understood why) kills an American spy with her long fingernail (hm... I wonder if the writers' of HBO's "Oz" saw this). She later adopts Sammy (Rocky Millstone, who proves why he never got a major acting part since, or before this. His timing and delivery is atrocious, EVEN by porn standards) to act as bait for Daddy Sawbucks, in this ultra-lame, VERY dated parody of "Little Orphan Annie" The awful theme song sounds like something the Patridge Family would by singing. If you have to watch a porno with Little Orphan in the title, go with "Little Ophan Dusty" or the movies of Little Oral Annie and steer clear of this one.
My Grade: F
My Grade: F
- movieman_kev
- 2 अक्तू॰ 2005