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Just because I'm out doesn't mean I don't have any secrets.

In my finest moment, when all of my fantastic dreams have come true...I will be utterly and completely alone.

[on rejection] As a stand-up comedian I can make an immediate recovery. Filmmakers can't.

[on hosting The Gong Shorts] Audiences never lie.

[on his first voice and speech class in New York] I had this horrendous Tex-Mex accent - and at the time, I didn't even know I had a accent!