I wouldn't mind being a divine dictator and having a stab at running
China. You know the concept that if everyone in China jumps up and down
at the same time it'd start a tidal wave that'd destroy America? I'd
phone the U.S. President and say 'We're all on the great wall of China
and we're going to jump off unless you send us the girls from
The O.C. (2003)'.
