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I was very disappointed with this movie. It was all I could do to stay awake. It's only redeeming features were the quality of the cast and the visual appeal. By all other measures, this is a dud. It may be an art flick but it's advertised as adventure. There is no adventure, just a reluctant main character stumbling from scene to scene. It feels like it should just remain a book. The audio is muffled throughout. The scenes drag on and on. The magical theme seems to have no consistent thread other than to create confusion.

Someone might enjoy this film on mushrooms but otherwise it's a total snoozefest disguised as a medieval fantasy adventure. Don't fall for it.

This movie is an abomination. It's a confused mess from beginning to end. I have no idea where the positive reviews came from in the past week. The story is weak, the writing is awful and the setting is horrific. The campy 1980s vibes don't work and each scene stumbles into the next. All the simple charm of the first film was lost in this return, replaced by some cheesy homage to the 80s. Spare yourselves and watch reruns of Miami vice or Magnum PI.

Do not pay a cent to watch this.

This is one of the worst movies I've seen in years. For only a brief moment did I even care about the characters (the casting wasn't actually that bad), but the story was lost from the outset. If you are going to deviate so drastically from a traditional tale, then at least do a good job of creating something new and interesting. I watched this show with the full knowledge that the writers had used some artistic license, but I was not expecting such a horrible mess of a film. The special effects looked like something from the 1980's and whoever made the decision to portray the fallen angels as beings made from stone should be banned from Hollywood for life. And what was the point of the role of Methuselah in this portrayal? Just a strange, random and pointless character, contributing nothing but confusion.

As a 'science fiction' film, this movie is poorly done but the real tragedy of this attempt is that it lost almost everything about the original story. As a stand alone fairy tale, this film is utterly underwhelming, but as a representation of a tale from the bible it will just confuse people as to the original telling. This movie was a lost opportunity to explore the scriptures, the impossibilities and the doubts of the story of the ark. Instead it will just be lost in the annals of Hollywood detritus.