Examiner par largopiano1

OK,I have to write a minimum of 10 lines, so here goes.

I wish I could review this movie in a word or two, but that's not possible.

Here are a few words that I could use.

Garbage, stinks on ice, very very bad, waste of time, one of the worst movies to ever have been made.

Acting...see above paragraph.

Direction, who knows. With a script like this, and the brainless actors, who knows.

Being a musician, I usually enjoy the back-round score. Here, our composer did the best he could with the trash he was given to work with.

It always amazes me that crap like this gets the bucks to fund it.

I guess our hero's all slept with the producers more than once.

The only enjoyment this vomit of a film gave me, is writing this review.

I hope this review lets you spend an hour and a half of your life watching something better.

Hell, with this movie, anything you watch would be better.